It’s a free verbal beatdown as we put a man’s pride, loyalty, and governorship up for a Port Royal auction. Join us for minute 83 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Lord Cutler Beckett schooling Governor Swann on selling himself out to save his daughter, Elizabeth Swann, symbolism as a […]

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Cannonade is thirstade for that deep-down body thirst and made for all remorseless automatons like Lord Cutler Beckett. Gather your cannonballs, cutlasses and all pieces of metal for minute 82 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us as we discuss Lord Cutler Beckett’s infamous guilt trips and his heavy-handed beatdown of Governor […]

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Actually, this episode hits a slippery slope as it slowly devolves into a bit of schoolyard name calling. Yet, up until that point we attempt to keep on point while discussing minute 81 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us as we celebrate the return of Captain Jack Sparrow’s swashbuckler personality, give […]

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A magic carriage ride and a coat of drably colors are the only elements you need to pull off one hell of a prison escape. Join us for minute 28 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Governor Swann’s attempt to smuggle Elizabeth Swann out of Port Royal – letting her […]

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We can’t keep our eyes off those heaving parallels and ample misdirections as we tackle minute 27 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for this episode where Heather can’t avoid mentioning the supple euphemisms and we explore the connections between Will Turner’s actions on Pelegosto Island and Elizabeth Swann’s concerns while […]

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Dammit Will, kiss the girl! In this third rate, conjugal visit romance of an episode it’s all about the tease and a dirty old man lingering in the shadows. Join us for minute 21 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss and analyze the hot and heavy, touching and rubbing Will […]

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It’s always a good idea to mind your bits when in Tortuga…and Vegas! Join us for minute 20 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we kick things off with an appropriate and bloody Pirate Word of the Week. In this episode we discuss the destruction of the Turkish fishing vessel, Jack the […]

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Join us for minute 5 of Dead Man’s Chest as we check in with the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise’s favorite noose couple and examine Lord Cutler Beckett’s hypocrisy regarding titles and the long-running Captain Jack Sparrow joke. Additionally, we discuss Tom Hollander’s Pirates of the Caribbean bitterness, get the scoop on St. Edward’s Crown […]

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Oh, my, God, Heather, look at that hat. It is so black, it looks like one of those East India Company’s hats. I like black hats and I cannot lie, you other pirates can’t deny…Join us for Minute 4 of Dead Man’s Chest as we kick things off with a discussion on the future of […]

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It’s about damn time for minute 3 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for this episode as we get words of wisdom and inspiration from a listener, have another round of musical score versus ambient sounds, put a scrutinizing eye on Will Turner in his Sunday’s best clothing, the stone-faced redcoats, […]

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From floggings to sugar daddies to wedding bells, it’s time to take on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. It’s minute 132 of The Curse of the Black Pearl and we’re discussing the latest details and release dates of the Dead Men Tell No Tales digital, Blu-Ray, DVD and 4K Ultra HD, how […]

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After recovering from the morality card beatdown, Commodore Norrington makes a respectful recovery in this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 131 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss Jack Davenport’s acting, which carries the entire scene, Norrington finally putting Elizabeth Swann ahead of himself, the effective […]

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It’s a fort jumping and cliff falling scalawag of a good time as we make a splash on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 130 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss a minute of nothing but Captain Jack Sparrow, Jack complimenting Will Turner’s hat and […]

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Alrighty then! It’s time we revisit the bitch slap heard round the world and officially give the crown of beat downs to minute 129 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Join us for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we discuss Will Turner delivering a knockout blow to Commodore Norrington’s ego […]

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Hey filthy bilge rats, it’s time for one hell of a swashbuckling episode on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 128 of the Curse of the Black Pearl as we sound off on all the classic pirate and adventure maneuvers found in minute 128 of the movie, the similarities between Will Turner […]

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