The acting, the music, the melodrama and getting ejected from the movie is unforgiveable. Join us for minute 79 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we scrutinize this entire minute and wonder if anything went right. In this episode we discuss whether the choice of music worked, Johnny Depp’s acting choice, and […]

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When you’re caught in a lie it’s always wise to break out the old pressganged excuse. Join us for minute 78 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Captain Jack Sparrow getting hit on by Elizabeth Swann the lad, Gibbs feels an pressing need to save all the rum, Jack’s over […]

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Dinner is served and it’s fitting for a band of marooned mutinous crew on the infamous island of Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for minute 77 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Wyvern’s incredible CG animation and detail, his likeness to the archaeological find the Tollund Man, his uncanny ability […]

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We’re all about the whips, chains and ball gags in this jolly good time aboard the Flying Dutchman. Join us for minute 76 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we debate whether or not Davy Jones is tragically enjoying the whipping of Will Turner by Bootstrap Bill, compare being in service of […]

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Pirates of the Caribbean talk with a spackling of deep cut pop culture references get us started in this uncomfortable Will Turner whipping minute. Join us as we try to lighten the mood in minute 75 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Today we reference The Office, Spies Like Us, Glory, Seinfeld, Star […]

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Grab your beer and hot dog fingers because it’s time we tackle Will Turner’s emotional baggage. Join us as we loot minute 74 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest by kicking things off with a risqué recap of the previous minute, discuss Will Turner’s abandonment issues towards Bootstrap, review Bootstrap’s evolution from dad […]

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Grab your tentacles and take a seat as we have a little fun with Davy Jones’ pipe organ. Join us as we blunderbuss minute 73 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest while discussing the link between Davy Jones and the classic B monster movie The Giant Claw, examine Davy Jones’ pipe organ and […]

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Rum, swords, taverns and pigs! Just your average nightlife in Tortuga. Join us as we tackle minute 72 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest by discussing Elizabeth Swann saving James Norrington from a crowd of brawling pirates, creepy Mercer giving Elizabeth the evil eye, the link between Norrington and Joshamee Gibbs – just […]

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It’s, it’s a barroom blitz…at the 12 Daggers Tavern as we jump into a full out brawl complete with those classic swinging from the chandelier, take a break for a drink, and let your former fiancé do the sword fighting for you clichés. Join us for minute 71 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s […]

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It’s the riveting episode you’ve been waiting for as we discover the astonishing history of artificial plants…and we identify everyone’s favorite tropical fruit known as the Italian coconut. Join us for minute 70 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we revisit James Norrington’s wig, discuss the Norrington Gibbs role reversal, rank our […]

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You know the local 18th century pirate cantina is the place to be when its ambience includes a potted plant – come one, come all, it’s time for grog. Join us for minute 69 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss the return of the disheveled Commodore James Norrington, former Commodore, […]

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Captain Sparrow went down to Tortuga, he was looking for a soul to steal, he was in a bind, cause he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal. So join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss minute 68 including the use of entrails to read […]

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We would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling pirates! And just as we neared our ghostly climax, Heather jumps in and spoils the list. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss this scene’s similarities to Scooby-Doo cartoons, a full torso, vaporous apparition that rattles […]

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A riddle from the middle ages, the Jimmy leg, octopus slime, and blatant safety violations means the math simply doesn’t add up. Join us for minute 66 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we drop the latest Pirate Word of the Week and discuss lackluster CG Flying Dutchman crewmembers, disappearing black spots, […]

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Grab your ball and chain because it’s time to jump into tragic love and cliché marriage jokes that continue to stand the test of time. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Captain Jack Sparrow’s negotiation with Davy Jones, his failed attempt to close the deal, his uncanny ability […]

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