It’s a robust episode as we take to the high seas, meet famous and infamous pirates, discuss glowing secretions, and overlook Captain Jack Sparrow’s bedwetting problem. Join us for minute 88 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss our Northern California Pirate Festival 2018 adventure, share interviews with famed pirates Captain […]

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The desperation on the Flying Dutchman is so thick you could cut it with a sharp tongue. So join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we sit back and watch Will Turner and Davy Jones cut each other down with the help of the script, Davy Jones as a sore loser […]

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Just in time for the new unveiling of Redd, Disneyland’s first female pirate on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, we throw down a little knucklebone action and declare that little girls can also grow up to be…pirates. Join us for minute 86 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss the […]

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The plague of the sea sets a new bar and unleashes a technological leap forward for CG moviemaking effects. Join is for minute 85 of Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Will Turner’s bravado and calling Davy Jones yellow, Bootstrap Bill Turner spontaneously jumps into the Liar’s Dice game, Pirate Word […]

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It’s time for a staring contest with Davy Jones as we get all hot and bothered in preparation for a game of Liar’s Dice. Join us for minute 84 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Will Turner standing his ground against Davy Jones while wearing a poker face, the good […]

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It’s a free verbal beatdown as we put a man’s pride, loyalty, and governorship up for a Port Royal auction. Join us for minute 83 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Lord Cutler Beckett schooling Governor Swann on selling himself out to save his daughter, Elizabeth Swann, symbolism as a […]

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Dinner is served and it’s fitting for a band of marooned mutinous crew on the infamous island of Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for minute 77 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Wyvern’s incredible CG animation and detail, his likeness to the archaeological find the Tollund Man, his uncanny ability […]

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We’re all about the whips, chains and ball gags in this jolly good time aboard the Flying Dutchman. Join us for minute 76 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we debate whether or not Davy Jones is tragically enjoying the whipping of Will Turner by Bootstrap Bill, compare being in service of […]

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Pirates of the Caribbean talk with a spackling of deep cut pop culture references get us started in this uncomfortable Will Turner whipping minute. Join us as we try to lighten the mood in minute 75 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Today we reference The Office, Spies Like Us, Glory, Seinfeld, Star […]

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Grab your beer and hot dog fingers because it’s time we tackle Will Turner’s emotional baggage. Join us as we loot minute 74 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest by kicking things off with a risqué recap of the previous minute, discuss Will Turner’s abandonment issues towards Bootstrap, review Bootstrap’s evolution from dad […]

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Grab your tentacles and take a seat as we have a little fun with Davy Jones’ pipe organ. Join us as we blunderbuss minute 73 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest while discussing the link between Davy Jones and the classic B monster movie The Giant Claw, examine Davy Jones’ pipe organ and […]

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Rum, swords, taverns and pigs! Just your average nightlife in Tortuga. Join us as we tackle minute 72 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest by discussing Elizabeth Swann saving James Norrington from a crowd of brawling pirates, creepy Mercer giving Elizabeth the evil eye, the link between Norrington and Joshamee Gibbs – just […]

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A riddle from the middle ages, the Jimmy leg, octopus slime, and blatant safety violations means the math simply doesn’t add up. Join us for minute 66 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we drop the latest Pirate Word of the Week and discuss lackluster CG Flying Dutchman crewmembers, disappearing black spots, […]

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Grab your ball and chain because it’s time to jump into tragic love and cliché marriage jokes that continue to stand the test of time. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Captain Jack Sparrow’s negotiation with Davy Jones, his failed attempt to close the deal, his uncanny ability […]

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The bride auction may now be a legacy of the past, but that doesn’t mean we can’t start a new and just as prickly theme park ride vignette…the eunuch auction. Join us for minute 64 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we over extend our welcome with more eunuch jokes. In this […]

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