Thank the Aztec gods that we have returned to form and just in time to begin dissecting the final bits of the movie on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 127 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we talk Elizabeth Swann’s heaving bosom, debate if Captain Jack […]
In today’s episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute we ask the big question if you would rather have a serious or humorous executioner while Heather braves another day of illness. During minute 126 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we review the list of crimes against the crown Captain Jack Sparrow has accumulated, […]
It’s a golden episode in more than one way as we unleash our inner pirate primates and fight out our ideas regarding minute 117 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. JOIN US for Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we discuss the fact that everyone is fighting their personal battles, identify the star of […]
It’s a listeners’ revolt as Scott gets virtually slapped by both the audience and Heather while she continues to hijack the show’s introduction. On a more authentic pirate note, in minute 116 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we discuss Governor Swann’s character growth and taking a stand again cursed pirate skeletons, we rank […]
It’s that time for a little Commodore Norrington bashing as we revisit his missed opportunity to put the kybosh on the cursed pirate sneak attack. In minute 115 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we discuss Norrington’s mistake of not sending a longboat to intercept the disguised Pintel and Ragetti, identify the smartest man […]
The cursed crew aren’t the only ones doing the stabbing on this random thoughts-filled episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 112 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss Elizabeth Swann’s symbolic prison bedsheet rope escape, the dynamics between Pintel and Ragetti, which is a catalyst for the […]
It’s time for some good old skeleton throat slicing action, but not before we embrace our love for classical romances and swashbucklers. In minute 111 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we get an update on the latest Dead Men Tell No Tales box office results, give everyone a heads up that we are […]
It’s time to rock out to minute 110 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we tackle everything from underwater skeletons to sentimental character arcs. Join us for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we kick things off with our ode to classic rock, discuss Pintel and Ragetti dressed as ladies […]
We finally get back to our roots – balancing intellectual pirate analysis with the desirable tawdry talk in this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. It’s time to discuss minute 101 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, which includes some announcements of our upcoming Dead Men Tell No Tales review bonus episode and […]
In the minute 43 show of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we deliberate Commodore Norrington’s 18th century classist burn on Will Turner, an obvious predecessor to the Yo Mama genre of insults, Will’s need to channel George Costanza for a few snappy comebacks, the introduction of the uncharted and mysterious Isla de Muerta, Captain […]
We take a hard look at minute 42 and Port Royal – scrutinizing the townspeople as Will Turner awakes in the middle of the street, hypothesizing the reason why it earned the moniker Wickedest City on Earth, checking in on some animal actors, and identifying a few merchant shops. We identify and discuss why minute […]
On this Friday episode covering minute 32 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we dive into our favorite lines over the last week in our Really Bad Eggs segment, watch a cannonball obliterate Commodore Norrington’s dream of hanging pirates at dawn, and we explore some of the myths and reality of the real Blackbeard […]
After a couple of episodes filled with double entendres, we unfortunately take a break from the euphemisms to watch the Black Pearl unleash cannon fire on Port Royal in minute 30 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Heather is awarded the dumb joke of the week, Governor Swann tries to cheer Norrington up since […]
Join us for minute 21 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we laugh and cross our fingers that a trained Royal Marine who is blindly waving and shooting his musket does not hit any civilians or other soldiers. Captain Jack Sparrow makes a daring escape using townspeople for cover while crossing a bridge […]
It’s time for minute 20 and Jack’s daring escape from the clutches of Commodore Norrington. Besides launching himself skyward, things take a decidedly 1980s turn as we explore Jack’s need for fresh breath, his overt revenge on Governor Swann and Norrington that’s filled with sexual innuendo towards Elizabeth, and we mourn the drowning of two […]