When you’re caught in a lie it’s always wise to break out the old pressganged excuse. Join us for minute 78 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Captain Jack Sparrow getting hit on by Elizabeth Swann the lad, Gibbs feels an pressing need to save all the rum, Jack’s over […]

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A riddle from the middle ages, the Jimmy leg, octopus slime, and blatant safety violations means the math simply doesn’t add up. Join us for minute 66 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we drop the latest Pirate Word of the Week and discuss lackluster CG Flying Dutchman crewmembers, disappearing black spots, […]

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Grab your ball and chain because it’s time to jump into tragic love and cliché marriage jokes that continue to stand the test of time. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Captain Jack Sparrow’s negotiation with Davy Jones, his failed attempt to close the deal, his uncanny ability […]

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The bride auction may now be a legacy of the past, but that doesn’t mean we can’t start a new and just as prickly theme park ride vignette…the eunuch auction. Join us for minute 64 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we over extend our welcome with more eunuch jokes. In this […]

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Turns out that midnight on the Caribbean is the perfect time and place for a date between friends – a boat ride, a William Shatner movie, and a little dancing. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we breakdown minute 63. In this episode we discuss the fate of Will Turner […]

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The dark, stormy weather is an absolute omen of doom as we venture into haunting sightings of specter ships and apparitions direct from the 18th century. Join us for minute 58 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we wonder if Captain Jack Sparrow is simply a goofball with moments of genius or […]

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Join us as we all go behind the dirty, creepy, old school video store curtain and witness all the delectable secrets it’s concealing. In minute 57 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest we kick off the show with Pirate Word of the Week, award Will Turner a certificate in extreme patience, take a […]

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It’s time for some great Disney imagery, a bedtime story to rock your children to sleep. Imagine, the last thing you know on God’s green earth is the roar of the Kraken and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses. Join us and Joshamee Gibbs for a riveting minute 49 of Pirates of the […]

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Just another day on the ship – 18th century sailors taking a break from scrubbing the deck and manning the wheel to fight over a wedding dress. Everyone likes to feel pretty sometimes. Join us for this episode as we breakdown minute 47 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest by discussing Will Turner’s […]

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I’ll take a Captain Jack Sparrow salad with a little Gibbs dressing on the side and a sprinkling of Will Turner. I hope everyone enjoys that trademark Jack word salad as we finally return to the plot of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for minute 46 as we compare Jack to […]

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It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for as the Black Pearl sails away from the Island of Pelegosto. It’s no doubt time to celebrate the end of the line for cannibal pirate action and our old long pork references and euphemisms. Join us for the latest episode where we discuss minute 45 of Pirates […]

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Yeah, it’s a heartwarming scene depicting a leisurely run on a secluded beach with a dog. It’s the perfect Caribbean getaway complete with an angry mob of cannibal natives. Join us for a bit of escapism as we dive into minute 44 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. In this episode we discuss […]

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It’s on the teeter of my tongue, an epiphany, a parrot epiphany that sheds a bit of light on Cotton’s parrot’s nature as a true member of the Motley Crew. Join us for minute 43 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we compare the final production draft of the script to scenes […]

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Surely those drums are an indication that the natives are restless, are about to form an angry mob, or simply want you to meet their volcano god. It’s all about classic Hollywood and stereotypical tropes in this episode covering minute 33 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us as we discuss Captain […]

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Lost without answers is the theme of this episode as Heather drops a classic Seinfeld reference and inadvertently invents the 18th century’s first adult film. Join us for minute 32 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we wonder why Pintel and Ragetti are supposedly and specifically looking for the Black Pearl, examine […]

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