The acting, the music, the melodrama and getting ejected from the movie is unforgiveable. Join us for minute 79 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we scrutinize this entire minute and wonder if anything went right. In this episode we discuss whether the choice of music worked, Johnny Depp’s acting choice, and […]

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When you’re caught in a lie it’s always wise to break out the old pressganged excuse. Join us for minute 78 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Captain Jack Sparrow getting hit on by Elizabeth Swann the lad, Gibbs feels an pressing need to save all the rum, Jack’s over […]

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Rum, swords, taverns and pigs! Just your average nightlife in Tortuga. Join us as we tackle minute 72 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest by discussing Elizabeth Swann saving James Norrington from a crowd of brawling pirates, creepy Mercer giving Elizabeth the evil eye, the link between Norrington and Joshamee Gibbs – just […]

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It’s, it’s a barroom blitz…at the 12 Daggers Tavern as we jump into a full out brawl complete with those classic swinging from the chandelier, take a break for a drink, and let your former fiancé do the sword fighting for you clichés. Join us for minute 71 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s […]

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Captain Sparrow went down to Tortuga, he was looking for a soul to steal, he was in a bind, cause he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal. So join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss minute 68 including the use of entrails to read […]

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We would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling pirates! And just as we neared our ghostly climax, Heather jumps in and spoils the list. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss this scene’s similarities to Scooby-Doo cartoons, a full torso, vaporous apparition that rattles […]

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Oh, here she comes, watch out sailors she’ll chew you up, she’s a maneater! It’s a man-trapping good time as we try to squeeze every classic 18th century woman’s stereotype about marriage into one blimey minute of the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest film as possible. Join us for minute 48 as we […]

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Hell, hath no furry like a woman and a prison dog scorned. Join us and the pirate fugitives Pintel and Ragetti for minute 31 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. In this episode we wrap up the Elizabeth Swann and Lord Cutler Beckett letters of marque negotiation complete with a disgusted, evil eye […]

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Rain on your wedding day is nothing compared to disrupting a soon-to-be bride’s wedding night. Get this woman some pirate action, immediately! Join us for minute 30 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss the mother of all bombs – tragic love, one-sided love, and misdirection. In this episode we tackle […]

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You know you’ve overstepped your bounds when you go digging around Lord Cutler Beckett’s box. Let the euphemisms fly as we discuss minute 29 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for the latest episode as we discuss Beckett’s growing frustration with everyone wrongly assuming what he desires, the meaning of “currency […]

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A magic carriage ride and a coat of drably colors are the only elements you need to pull off one hell of a prison escape. Join us for minute 28 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Governor Swann’s attempt to smuggle Elizabeth Swann out of Port Royal – letting her […]

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We can’t keep our eyes off those heaving parallels and ample misdirections as we tackle minute 27 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for this episode where Heather can’t avoid mentioning the supple euphemisms and we explore the connections between Will Turner’s actions on Pelegosto Island and Elizabeth Swann’s concerns while […]

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Dammit Will, kiss the girl! In this third rate, conjugal visit romance of an episode it’s all about the tease and a dirty old man lingering in the shadows. Join us for minute 21 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss and analyze the hot and heavy, touching and rubbing Will […]

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It’s always a good idea to mind your bits when in Tortuga…and Vegas! Join us for minute 20 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we kick things off with an appropriate and bloody Pirate Word of the Week. In this episode we discuss the destruction of the Turkish fishing vessel, Jack the […]

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Join us for minute 5 of Dead Man’s Chest as we check in with the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise’s favorite noose couple and examine Lord Cutler Beckett’s hypocrisy regarding titles and the long-running Captain Jack Sparrow joke. Additionally, we discuss Tom Hollander’s Pirates of the Caribbean bitterness, get the scoop on St. Edward’s Crown […]

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