A riddle from the middle ages, the Jimmy leg, octopus slime, and blatant safety violations means the math simply doesn’t add up. Join us for minute 66 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we drop the latest Pirate Word of the Week and discuss lackluster CG Flying Dutchman crewmembers, disappearing black spots, […]

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Grab your ball and chain because it’s time to jump into tragic love and cliché marriage jokes that continue to stand the test of time. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Captain Jack Sparrow’s negotiation with Davy Jones, his failed attempt to close the deal, his uncanny ability […]

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The bride auction may now be a legacy of the past, but that doesn’t mean we can’t start a new and just as prickly theme park ride vignette…the eunuch auction. Join us for minute 64 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we over extend our welcome with more eunuch jokes. In this […]

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Turns out that midnight on the Caribbean is the perfect time and place for a date between friends – a boat ride, a William Shatner movie, and a little dancing. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we breakdown minute 63. In this episode we discuss the fate of Will Turner […]

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It’s time for some great Disney imagery, a bedtime story to rock your children to sleep. Imagine, the last thing you know on God’s green earth is the roar of the Kraken and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses. Join us and Joshamee Gibbs for a riveting minute 49 of Pirates of the […]

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It’s on the teeter of my tongue, an epiphany, a parrot epiphany that sheds a bit of light on Cotton’s parrot’s nature as a true member of the Motley Crew. Join us for minute 43 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we compare the final production draft of the script to scenes […]

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It’s a dodgy episode bustling with euphemisms, the politically incorrect topic of cannibal gender misidentification, and the penetration of tropical fruits. Join us for minute 41 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss the mysterious appearance of fire on Captain Jack Sparrow’s rope, the final production draft of the script in […]

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Now, as Gibbs probably told you, my name is Captain Jack Sparrow, I’m a motivational speaker and I live in a cannibal village down by the river! Join us for minute 39 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we drop a variety of pop culture references spanning Saturday Night Live and The […]

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Like most of our episodes this one is just a dangler…a bone cage dangler with one hell of a white knuckler suspension rope bridge. Join us for minute 37 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss simple rope bridges in history and of the cannibal Pelegostos, marvel at Will Turner’s uncannily […]

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The only way to properly prepare world domination and Captain Jack Sparrow is with a dash of paprika. Join us for minute 36 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we explore East India Company symbolism including themes of domination and a shrinking world, progress through the G, PG, and PG-13 ratings of […]

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Don’t panic scalawags, you’re not stuck wandering the streets of some European red-light district – this is the Caribbean mate, and we’re preparing one hell of a pirate entrée. Join us for minute 34 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we put a scrutinizing eye on the Pelegostos’ Umshoko language and measure […]

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Everybody wants a nice hat and Jack the Monkey is no exception. Plus, Scott vents his long-held anger against a 1960’s beloved former President for setting a new fashion trend, and Heather has trouble keeping her composure. Join us for minute 18 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we devote an episode […]

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A black spot, a leviathan, rum and hermit crabs…yeah, it’s time to panic as all hell breaks loose. Join us for minute 17 of Dead Man’s Chest as we mix Pirates of the Caribbean with a little history and a little laughter. In this episode, we discuss the dichotomy between Bootstrap Bill Turner and Captain […]

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Join us for minute 13 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we finally admit that the rum is indeed always gone. In this episode we talk Pirates of the Caribbean snacks, callbacks to The Curse of the Black Pearl, and art direction and set details that lead us to explore the pirate […]

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What bodes ill for Jack Sparrow bodes ill for us, and that means it’s time for Minute 10 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for this episode where we take the malfunctioning compass plunge and examine the turmoil in Jack’s heart and mind – what does he really desire? We continue […]

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