There’s only one logical place to keep your heart and that’s in a tiny knight. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we announce the lucky winner of Scott’s heart, get down and dirty with the amorphous black spot, discuss a few of our favorite things spanning Gibbs’ little jig to […]

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Literally and figuratively, there’s more touching and rubbing in that little Cuban voodoo love shack as we ponder the dichotomy of good and evil. Join us for minute 54 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss the contents of the Dead Man’s Chest, Pintel, Ragetti and Gibbs stepping in as a […]

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When it’s all about wanting, there’s only one thing left to do – call 1-900-HOT-VOODOO. Gold, jewels, unclaimed property, lost love, Davy Jones’ chest, or a little Tia Dalma sexy talk in the love shack. It’s all in this episode as we breakdown minute 53 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us […]

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I’m no innuendo expert, but there’s a cougar on the loose and she has her eyes and hands on that delectable William Turner. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest minute 52 as bust our way into the bayou cougar town and bask in that street corner salty talk. In this episode […]

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It’s time for an extremely seductive creature who casts an enticing but tangled net, has a natural talent for being playful and flirty, and an awful habit of forgetting to brush her teeth. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we tackle minute 51 by discussing Cotton’s Parrot and a potential […]

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Voodoo dudes, iguanas, fireflies, and bats – that’s got to be the perfect Disney pirate movie scene. Sprinkle in a little Captain Jack Sparrow, a helping of iguana street meat, and a definitive visual reference to the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, and we have ourselves a swashbuckler adventure. Join us for minute 50 of […]

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It’s time for some great Disney imagery, a bedtime story to rock your children to sleep. Imagine, the last thing you know on God’s green earth is the roar of the Kraken and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses. Join us and Joshamee Gibbs for a riveting minute 49 of Pirates of the […]

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Just another day on the ship – 18th century sailors taking a break from scrubbing the deck and manning the wheel to fight over a wedding dress. Everyone likes to feel pretty sometimes. Join us for this episode as we breakdown minute 47 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest by discussing Will Turner’s […]

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I’ll take a Captain Jack Sparrow salad with a little Gibbs dressing on the side and a sprinkling of Will Turner. I hope everyone enjoys that trademark Jack word salad as we finally return to the plot of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for minute 46 as we compare Jack to […]

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It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for as the Black Pearl sails away from the Island of Pelegosto. It’s no doubt time to celebrate the end of the line for cannibal pirate action and our old long pork references and euphemisms. Join us for the latest episode where we discuss minute 45 of Pirates […]

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Yeah, it’s a heartwarming scene depicting a leisurely run on a secluded beach with a dog. It’s the perfect Caribbean getaway complete with an angry mob of cannibal natives. Join us for a bit of escapism as we dive into minute 44 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. In this episode we discuss […]

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It’s on the teeter of my tongue, an epiphany, a parrot epiphany that sheds a bit of light on Cotton’s parrot’s nature as a true member of the Motley Crew. Join us for minute 43 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we compare the final production draft of the script to scenes […]

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My papaya is on FIRE! Now let’s get that tropical fruit fight underway as we breakdown blimey minute 42 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for this episode as we correct a mistake from the previous episode, start the week off with Pirate Word of the Week, discuss the upgraded classic […]

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It’s a dodgy episode bustling with euphemisms, the politically incorrect topic of cannibal gender misidentification, and the penetration of tropical fruits. Join us for minute 41 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss the mysterious appearance of fire on Captain Jack Sparrow’s rope, the final production draft of the script in […]

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What in the holy fork! It’s eating time as Captain Jack Sparrow disappoints a hungry young cannibal and we get a heavy helping of the angry, hungry natives trope in classic Hollywood style. Join us for minute 40 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we answer a previous question thanks to a […]

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