Voodoo dudes, iguanas, fireflies, and bats – that’s got to be the perfect Disney pirate movie scene. Sprinkle in a little Captain Jack Sparrow, a helping of iguana street meat, and a definitive visual reference to the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, and we have ourselves a swashbuckler adventure. Join us for minute 50 of […]

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It’s time for some great Disney imagery, a bedtime story to rock your children to sleep. Imagine, the last thing you know on God’s green earth is the roar of the Kraken and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses. Join us and Joshamee Gibbs for a riveting minute 49 of Pirates of the […]

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It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for as the Black Pearl sails away from the Island of Pelegosto. It’s no doubt time to celebrate the end of the line for cannibal pirate action and our old long pork references and euphemisms. Join us for the latest episode where we discuss minute 45 of Pirates […]

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Yeah, it’s a heartwarming scene depicting a leisurely run on a secluded beach with a dog. It’s the perfect Caribbean getaway complete with an angry mob of cannibal natives. Join us for a bit of escapism as we dive into minute 44 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. In this episode we discuss […]

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It’s on the teeter of my tongue, an epiphany, a parrot epiphany that sheds a bit of light on Cotton’s parrot’s nature as a true member of the Motley Crew. Join us for minute 43 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we compare the final production draft of the script to scenes […]

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My papaya is on FIRE! Now let’s get that tropical fruit fight underway as we breakdown blimey minute 42 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for this episode as we correct a mistake from the previous episode, start the week off with Pirate Word of the Week, discuss the upgraded classic […]

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It’s a dodgy episode bustling with euphemisms, the politically incorrect topic of cannibal gender misidentification, and the penetration of tropical fruits. Join us for minute 41 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss the mysterious appearance of fire on Captain Jack Sparrow’s rope, the final production draft of the script in […]

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What in the holy fork! It’s eating time as Captain Jack Sparrow disappoints a hungry young cannibal and we get a heavy helping of the angry, hungry natives trope in classic Hollywood style. Join us for minute 40 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we answer a previous question thanks to a […]

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Now, as Gibbs probably told you, my name is Captain Jack Sparrow, I’m a motivational speaker and I live in a cannibal village down by the river! Join us for minute 39 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we drop a variety of pop culture references spanning Saturday Night Live and The […]

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Disney takes theme park rides to a whole new dimension when Leech and his fellow bone cage mates plummet to their deaths – it’s the only practical way to end a waltz. Join us for minute 38 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Terry Rossio and Ted Elliott’s intention to […]

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Like most of our episodes this one is just a dangler…a bone cage dangler with one hell of a white knuckler suspension rope bridge. Join us for minute 37 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss simple rope bridges in history and of the cannibal Pelegostos, marvel at Will Turner’s uncannily […]

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The only way to properly prepare world domination and Captain Jack Sparrow is with a dash of paprika. Join us for minute 36 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we explore East India Company symbolism including themes of domination and a shrinking world, progress through the G, PG, and PG-13 ratings of […]

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Don’t panic scalawags, you’re not stuck wandering the streets of some European red-light district – this is the Caribbean mate, and we’re preparing one hell of a pirate entrée. Join us for minute 34 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we put a scrutinizing eye on the Pelegostos’ Umshoko language and measure […]

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Surely those drums are an indication that the natives are restless, are about to form an angry mob, or simply want you to meet their volcano god. It’s all about classic Hollywood and stereotypical tropes in this episode covering minute 33 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us as we discuss Captain […]

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Join us for minute 13 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we finally admit that the rum is indeed always gone. In this episode we talk Pirates of the Caribbean snacks, callbacks to The Curse of the Black Pearl, and art direction and set details that lead us to explore the pirate […]

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